Since Jan 10 of this year I've offered up a daily pick-up line service to anybody that texted the word "LINE" to my cellphone.

Some favorites include:
- Be unique and different: say yes.
- Drink this bottle of tequila and let me know when I look good to you.
- If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a great smile like yours I'd be a poor, poor man.
- I want to put my thingy into your thingy.
- I hate you.
- If you want 30 seconds of ecstasy and a lifetime of shame, I'm your man.
- No lines. I just wanted to say that I really like your smile.

I think I've used up all my wit & creativity to provide daily quality to my subscribers.
No repeats yet.
Turns out I've been neglecting this outlet.
My bad.
Few more pieces I need to finish editing.
Maybe even an excerpt from a Fantasy novel I've put on hold for the past decade or so.
Who knows?

This guy doesn't.